Everyone has heard them. Everyone has told a few. From the stereotypical to the unheard of, BHS has seen it’s fair share of gigglers. From Knock Knocks and What Do You Get Whens to the most obscene and vulgar jokes imaginable (You know the ones I’m referring to), these little devils can make the most serious man burst into laughter. Our team here at Hoofprint.net has assembled some prime examples from our very own students. A warning to the readers: a sense of humor helps the process move along much more smoothly. Also, a lot of jokes had to be omitted due to them not being “school appropriate”. If you want those kind of jokes, you can read them somewhere else.
1: So there’s this woman, and she had twin boys, but she couldn’t handle raising them, so she put them up for adoption. The first boy got adopted in Spain and the new parents named him Juan, and the other boy was adopted in Egypt and was named Ahmal. 25 years later, they had lived happy, fruitful lives, and the boys had contact with each other. Juan decided to send a letter to his real mom with a picture of him in it. When she received the letter, she was so happy, she ran to her husband and showed him. “He’s so handsome!” She said, “But I wish I had a picture of the other one too.” The husband turned to her and said, “Honey, they’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
2: So a rope walks into a bar and says “Hey, can I get a beer?” The bartender replies “Sorry, we don’t serve rope here.” The rope leaves, thinks, and comes back in about 30 minutes later and asks again, “Hey, can I get a beer?” The bartender, slightly annoyed, replies “Sorry man, we really don’t serve rope here. Go find another bar.” The rope leaves, sad, but then thinks for a moment. He rolls himself up and ruffs up his tassels and comes back in and asks for the final time “Hey, can I get a beer?” The bartender, now throughly angered, shouts “I thought I told you we didn’t serve ROPE!” The rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot!”
3: So a guy and a giraffe walk into a bar and get crazy drunk. The giraffe gets so drunk that it passes out. The guy pays the bill and starts to leave, but the bartender stops him and says “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The guy responds “That’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe.”
4: So I met this girl on an internet dating site, but we didn’t click.
5: Did you know I’m a sap for tree jokes?
6: I once had a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
7: Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
8: I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.
9: Two cows are talking in field, and one cow says “Have you heard about this new mad cow disease going around?” The other cow answers ” Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?”
10: Two cows are in a field. The first says “Fine day, isn’t it?” The other replies “HOLY CRAP A TALKING COW!!!”
This is just a sampling of the immense supply of hilarity that passes through the school, every minute of every day. If you’ve got a joke, never hesitate to spread it. If they don’t laugh, don’t worry. Your joke is funny, they just lack a good sense of humor.
